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"I was a little shocked at the elaborateness of the lie."

F. Scott FitzgeraldThe Great Gatsby (via feellng)

tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky, via buttsexwithbeelzebub)

aprithot:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again

aprithot:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

(via beyoncescock)

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

(via asian)